My Literary Work
The following is a collection of my work to date — three humorous crime novels. The fourth should be out the first of the year. I hope you find them enjoyable.
Hog Heaven, the most polluted hog farm in Craven County, North Carolina, is under attack by overzealous regulators and local environmentalists. What are the proud owners, Hinky and Dibble Herring to do? Easy. Hire the local police chief to get rid of nosy citizens spying on their operation, create a dietary supplement to help rid their farm of hog-raising byproducts, and court a group of Chinese communist businessmen looking for a terrific investment. Simple enough.
Then again, maybe not. Private detective Ty Svenson finds himself involved in a murder investigation, the hunt for an embezzler, tracking a minister’s wife who has created a new way to save sinners’ souls, and straightening out his love life that has suddenly taken a severe left turn.
Ty winds up at an elegant dinner party that is highlighted by a power blackout, fist fights, gun play, secret identities revealed, artwork unveiled, hog testicles stolen, a forest fire, and calls for law enforcement backup. And all of this before the dessert is served.
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Wormwood: Beyond Dead
A humorous crime novel that reveals more bad news about Wormwood, West Virginia, a town with the motto, “Down, But Not Completely Out, Yet.”
Junior Lament, funeral and retirement home operator, plans to expand his business empire quickly with a crazy scheme to steal and sell organs from his retirement home clients, and bodies from his funeral home competitors. Even stranger, he plans to build an Indian casino—without any Indians.
All the while private investigator Ty Svenson is hot on Junior’s trail, he has his own issues. Ty’s girlfriend tells him to become more sensitive, or else. Mixed messages prevail as he consults on the case with a gorgeous, gun-toting neurosurgeon.
It all comes to a head when the whole confused cast of characters ends up at the Indian casino while a winter fashion show is underway—in the heat of August. The question is, will anyone make it out alive?
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Wormwood: High Crimes and a Bunch of Misdemeanors
A comical murder mystery set in the small town of Wormwood, West Virginia, one that has fallen on hard times. And just about everyone has pretty much come to accept things as they are.
Except Mayor Little Dick Fleming, who is secretly attempting to unload his methane gas-filled coal mines that run under the city before Wormwood goes up in flames. That, and get a convention center built with his name on it.
And Karl Lamb, the local slaughterhouse owner who is desperately trying to stay afloat financially by way of a plan that stretches the definition of the word “demented.”
To round things out Ty Svenson, a newly minted private investigator, is racing around trying to solve a murder, prevent a fresh round of civic atrocities, and sort out his complicated love life.
With flood waters bearing down on the city, the whole mess gets resolved on live, local TV.